Those who live by the sword get shot by those who don't.  By Kevin - 10/10/2004 20:05

There are no strangers in this world, just friends we've never met.  10/10/2004 18:14

The greatest tragedy is when man gives up what he wants most for what he wants now!  10/10/2004 17:03

If corn oil comes from corn, where does baby oil come from?  10/10/2004 15:20

It is possible to store the mind with a million facts and still be entirely uneducated.  By Rose - 10/10/2004 14:08

Hope is walking dream!  By Rose - 10/10/2004 14:01

Do penguins have knees?  10/10/2004 14:37

Don't do for others what, given the chance, they wouldn't do for themselves.  By JooJ - 10/10/2004 14:04

The young man knows the rules, but the old man knows the exceptions.  By Randy - 10/10/2004 13:38

There are three ways to get something done: do it yourself, hire someone, or forbid your kids to do it.  By JooJ - 10/10/2004 13:01