On the plus side, death is one of the few things that can be done as easily lying down. [Woody Allen]  10/11/2004 16:57

There are three faithful friends, an old wife, an old dog and ready money. [Benjamin Franklin]  10/11/2004 14:20

Humans are the only animal who can have sex over the phone. [Dave Letterman]  10/11/2004 13:12

When on the ladder of success, don't let boys look up your dress!  By Kelly - 10/11/2004 11:02

Why do some displays of 'I love You Only' Valentine cards sell them in multi-packs?  10/11/2004 08:28

The person who says he trusts no one should include himself.  By JooJ - 10/11/2004 07:01

The zoo is a place for animals to study the behaviour of human beings.  10/11/2004 06:17

Man invented language to satisfy his deep need to complain. [Lily Tomlin]  10/11/2004 02:11

We know the speed of light, so what's the speed of dark?  10/10/2004 22:39

A fine is a tax for doing wrong. A tax is a fine for doing well.  By Thomas - 10/10/2004 21:29