I recently read that love is a matter of chemistry. That must be why my wife treats me like toxic waste. [David Bissonnette]  10/24/2004 02:55

Before anything else, preparation is the key to success. [Alexander Graham Bell]  10/24/2004 02:04

Kids. They're not easy. But there has to be some penalty for sex. [Bill Maher]  10/24/2004 01:22

Computers are useless. They can only give you answers. [Pablo Picasso]  10/24/2004 00:11

If the pen is mightier than the sword, and a picture is worth a thousand words, how dangerous is a fax?  By JooJ - 10/23/2004 16:07

Two wrongs don't make a right, but two Wrights made an airplane.  By Ralph - 10/23/2004 15:12

In most of the cases, there is truth in humor.  10/23/2004 14:27

There is no pillow so soft as a clear conscience. [French proverb]  By Mimi - 10/23/2004 13:15

There is no future in time travel.  10/23/2004 11:51

The world is a big book, and those who do not travel read only one page. [St. Augustine]  By JooJ - 10/23/2004 10:37