I asked God for a bike, but I know He doesn't work that way, so I stole a bike and asked for His forgiveness.  By Xen - 10/28/2004 07:06

The 3 fastest means of communication: Telephone, Television, and Tell-a-woman.  By Xen - 10/28/2004 06:58

We cannot defend freedom abroad by deserting it at home.  By CBS - 10/28/2004 02:24

Every step we make we moves us towards the grave!  By Ali Ashar007 - 10/28/2004 00:59

The only routine with me is no routine at all. [Jackie Kennedy]  10/27/2004 10:51

One picture is worth 128K words.  10/27/2004 09:19

The quickest way to double your money is to fold it over and put it back in your pocket.  10/27/2004 07:36

If we do not believe in freedom of speech for those we despise we do not believe in it at all.  By CBS - 10/27/2004 02:20

The reason why people do not obtain success is because it is disguised as hard work.  10/27/2004 02:15

It is easier to stay out than to get out.  By Mark Twain - 10/27/2004 01:28