I think men who have a pierced ear are better prepared for marriage. They've experienced pain and bought jewelry. [Rita Rudner]  10/22/2004 07:36

Men are equal, it is not birth but virtue that makes the difference.  By Rose - 10/22/2004 06:11

Every man is guilty of all the good he did not do. [Voltaire]  By Rose - 10/22/2004 06:03

If God wanted you to talk more than listen you would have 2 mouths and 1 ear!  By Steve - 10/21/2004 23:48

Experience has taught me that, the best "man" for the job is always a "wo"man!  By Janell - 10/21/2004 20:51

It is dangerous to be right when the government is wrong.  By Rose - 10/21/2004 13:21

Brigands demand your money or your life; women require both. [Samuel Butler]  By JooJ2 - 10/21/2004 08:24

Sex is like playing bridge: If you don't have a good partner, you better have a good hand. [Charles Pierce]  10/21/2004 07:52

I've been in love with the same woman for forty-one years. If my wife finds out, she'll kill me. [Henry Youngman]  10/21/2004 07:21

If the minimum wasn't acceptable it wouldn't be called the minimum. [George Muncaster]  10/21/2004 06:48