I'm not into working out. My philosophy: No pain, no pain. [Carol Leifer]  10/31/2004 03:57

God made man before woman to give him time to think of an answer for her first question.  By Jane - 10/31/2004 02:35

Wisdom begins in wonder. [Socrates]  By Kevin - 10/31/2004 01:21

It is not enough to do your best; you must know what to do, and THEN do your best. [W. Edwards Deming]  10/30/2004 02:47

Time is never wasted when you're wasted all the time. [Catherine Zandonella]  10/30/2004 02:06

The secret of success is sincerity. Once you can fake that, you've got it made.  By Kevin - 10/30/2004 01:45

Marriage is the triumph of imagination over intelligence. Second marriage is the triumph of hope over experience.  By Jane - 10/30/2004 01:23

Why in a country of free speech, are there phone bills? [Steven Wright]  10/30/2004 00:42

When a man goes on a date he wonders if he is going to get lucky. A woman already knows. [Frederick Ryder]  10/30/2004 00:11

Why is beer more palatable when it's cold?  10/30/2004 00:05