Treat as you would like to be treated.  By ~LoveGhost~ - 11/2/2004 13:39

I had some words with my wife, and she had some paragraphs with me.  By Kevin - 11/2/2004 11:14

When a man talks dirty to a woman, it's sexual harassment. When a woman talks dirty to a man, it's $$$ per minute.  By Steven Wright - 11/2/2004 09:48

It's better to be pissed OFF, than pissed ON.  By Tiffany_dobbs - 11/2/2004 08:22

Liberty without learning is always in peril and learning without liberty is always in vain.  By CBS - 11/2/2004 01:49

Do not do to others what angers you if done to you by others.  By Rose - 11/1/2004 10:19

A bank is a place where they lend you an umbrella in fair weather and ask for it back when it begins to rain. [Robert Frost]  11/1/2004 02:25

There's a fine line between fishing and just standing on the shore like an idiot. [Steven Wright]  11/1/2004 01:40

Considering the many numbers of women whom sleep around until they get to me, I'd rather have phone sex with a mime.  11/1/2004 01:16

Don't shoot blanks before the one you marry draws them.  By John - 11/1/2004 00:47