In mathematics you don't understand things. You just get used to them.  By Rose - 11/4/2004 07:19

I've noticed that most men have sex like they play golf... They always try to reach their goal with as few strokes as possible.  By Anonymous - 11/4/2004 00:12

Happiness is like peeing your pants, everyone sees it but only you know how warm it is.  By LuckiestBrat - 11/3/2004 22:51

Just because you love someone doesn't mean you have to be involved with them. Love is not a bandage to cover wounds.  By Rose - 11/3/2004 10:54

Once asked where do you live, impossible answers: in the dreams of losers.  By CBS - 11/3/2004 02:18

Free Will, humans' greatest gift, yet our greatest burden!  By Rav96 - 11/2/2004 21:57

With intelligence comes evil!  By Rav96 - 11/2/2004 21:49

Treat as you would like to be treated.  By ~LoveGhost~ - 11/2/2004 13:39

I had some words with my wife, and she had some paragraphs with me.  By Kevin - 11/2/2004 11:14

When a man talks dirty to a woman, it's sexual harassment. When a woman talks dirty to a man, it's $$$ per minute.  By Steven Wright - 11/2/2004 09:48