Smooth seas do not make skillful sailors.  By CBS - 10/29/2004 02:50

While trying to avoid getting eaten in this "dog eat dog" world, you should not let the turkeys gobble you up!  By Rose - 10/29/2004 00:45

If you are contemplating the last quote, you are not alone.  10/29/2004 00:36

I'm desperately trying to figure out why kamikaze pilots wore helmets. [Dave Edison]  10/28/2004 11:00

Women need a reason to have sex. Men just need a place. [Billy Crystal]  10/28/2004 10:39

A man is incomplete until he is married. After that, he is finished. [Zsa Zsa Gabor]  10/28/2004 09:57

24 hours in a day, 24 beers in a case. Coincidence?  By Ken - 10/28/2004 09:27

When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading. [Henny Youngman]  10/28/2004 08:55

The hour of departure has arrived, and we go our ways, I to die and you to live. Which is the better, only God knows.  By Rose - 10/28/2004 08:02

I asked God for a bike, but I know He doesn't work that way, so I stole a bike and asked for His forgiveness.  By Xen - 10/28/2004 07:06