It's nice to be important, but it's more important to be nice. [John Cassis]  By ~LoveGhost~ - 11/5/2004 12:58

It takes a minute to like someone, an hour to love someone, but a lifetime to forget someone.  By Jane - 11/5/2004 10:10

It is hard to understand how a cemetery raised its burial cost and blamed it on the cost of living.  By Kevin - 11/5/2004 09:27

Marriage is the only war in which you sleep with the enemy. [Mexican Proverb]  By Tammy - 11/5/2004 08:08

The man who is swimming against the stream knows the strength of it. [Woodrow Wilson]  11/5/2004 07:16

Meeting some people was like opening your first bottle of champagne; knowing him was like drinking it.  By Rose - 11/5/2004 06:39

Always be nice to those younger than you, because they are the ones who will be writing about you.  By Rose - 11/5/2004 06:02

A great secret of success is to go through life as a man who never gets used up.  By Rose - 11/5/2004 05:39

After marriage, husband and wife become 2 sides of a coin; they can't face each other, but still stay together. [Hemant Joshi]  11/4/2004 09:25

My psychiatrist told me I'm going crazy. I told him if u don't mind I'd like a second opinion. He said alright, you're ugly too! [Rodney Dangerfield]  11/4/2004 09:02