A judge is a law student who marks his own examination papers.  By Rose - 11/20/2004 09:43

I'm speechless. I have no speech. [George Costanza, Seinfeld]  11/20/2004 09:23

I'm not a lesbian. I hate men, but I'm not a lesbian. [Elaine, Seinfeld]  11/20/2004 09:01

Despite the high cost of living, it remains very popular.  By JooJ - 11/20/2004 08:47

Before a man can stand he must learn to kneel.  11/20/2004 07:03

Be yourself... who else is better qualified?  11/20/2004 05:51

Anything worth doing is worth overdoing.  By JooJ - 11/20/2004 04:09

All the treasure in the world is worthless, unless you have someone to share it with.  11/20/2004 02:35

All mothers are working mothers.  11/20/2004 01:14

Every man dies, but not every man really lives. [William Wallace, Braveheart movie]  By JooJ - 11/19/2004 14:04