Any program that runs right is obsolete.  12/7/2004 10:39

You can't train a horse with shouts, and expect it to obey a whisper.  By JooJ - 12/7/2004 09:55

You can't shake hands with a clenched fist. [Indira Gandhi]  By JooJ - 12/7/2004 08:23

Education is when you read the fine print. Experience is what you get if you don't.  By Rose - 12/7/2004 07:44

The beginning of knowledge is the discovery of something we do not understand.  By Rose - 12/7/2004 05:32

Success produces success, just as money produces money. [Diane Ackerman]  12/7/2004 02:26

In the beginning, the universe was created. This made a lot of people very angry, and has been widely regarded as a bad idea.  By Douglas Noel Adams - 12/7/2004 01:58

We may fight, and we may cry, but my love for you will never die.  By Jane - 12/7/2004 01:23

Who the hell would throw shit at a fan?  By Harry - 12/7/2004 00:11

A closed mouth catches no flies.  12/6/2004 08:55