I gave up drinking, smoking and sex for my resolution, it was the most terrifying 20 seconds of my life!  1/18/2005 17:55

Why is it that you sit in front of your TV and behind your computer?  By Terry - 1/18/2005 09:55

Sex is an emotion in motion.  By Rose - 1/18/2005 08:24

Life is like a box of chocolates, full of nuts!  By Rose - 1/17/2005 10:37

When choosing between two evils I like to try the one I've never tried before.  By Rose - 1/17/2005 06:57

He who sleeps with an itchy ass wakes up with a stinky finger.  1/17/2005 02:27

Put a smile on your face, make the world a better place.  By Rose - 1/17/2005 00:52

My Resolution for this new year is still 800 x 600!  By arjun - 1/16/2005 13:23

There are four basic food groups, milk chocolate, dark chocolate, white chocolate, and chocolate truffles.  By Rose - 1/16/2005 08:45

When I think of your love I smile within my heart... When I think of being with you I wish we would never part. [Etoil]  1/16/2005 08:44