Was it a rich or a smart person who said: "Money can't buy happiness."?  By Sam - 1/22/2005 08:10

What do you do when you discover an endangered animal that eats only endangered plants?  By Jim - 1/22/2005 06:19

What goes around comes around.  1/20/2005 11:28

They say love is blind... and marriage is an institution. Well, I'm not ready for an institution for the blind just yet.  By Rose - 1/20/2005 03:13

If women ran the world we wouldn't have wars, just intense negotiations every 28 days. [Robin Williams]  1/20/2005 02:32

Even hot girls have to fart. [Dana Eldon]  By Jim - 1/19/2005 20:31

Anything that is too stupid to be spoken is sung. [Voltaire]  By Terry - 1/19/2005 14:29

Alcohol... the solution to, and the cause of all of life's problems. [Homer Simpson]  1/19/2005 10:28

Cocaine is God's way of saying you're making too much money. [Robin Williams]  1/19/2005 06:25

If Darwin's theory of evolution was correct, cats would be able to operate a can opener by now. [Larry Wright]  1/19/2005 02:23