It is easier to fight for our principles than it is to live up to them.  By Rose - 1/6/2005 02:29

Politics is like sunbathing; they both cause cancer.  1/5/2005 23:29

Why call it a building if it's already been built?  1/5/2005 06:54

Take time to laugh, for it's the music of the soul.  1/5/2005 05:22

The rich invest; the smart investigate.  By Jane - 1/5/2005 04:41

Why sperm donation is more expensive than blood donation? Because it's HANDMADE!  1/5/2005 03:02

There is no illness of the body except for the mind. [Socrates]  1/5/2005 02:34

If we aren't supposed to eat animals, why are they made of meat?  By Sam - 1/5/2005 01:17

The wise learns many things from their enemies.  By Rose - 1/4/2005 09:35

Can I use Apple laptop if I work in Microsoft?  By DoubleR - 1/4/2005 04:55