When you live in the past, it costs you the present.  By Shafiq - 1/10/2005 04:21

A drunk man's words are a sober man's thoughts.  By Janet - 1/10/2005 03:50

A farmer learns more from a bad harvest than a good one.  1/10/2005 02:29

2B or not 2B? I think it's a grade of pencil.  1/10/2005 01:08

Secretary said publicly that you have a small penis, would you comment on this? The truth is that she has a big mouth!  1/9/2005 23:58

Love never dies a natural death.  By JooJ - 1/9/2005 23:33

Who puts the thin ice sign in the middle of the thin ice?  1/9/2005 21:16

I don't know about you guys, but I really like cheese.  1/9/2005 20:05

It's not my abilities that tell who I am... it's my choices.  By ~LoveGhost~ - 1/8/2005 11:41

Justice doesn't waste it's time giving an unfavorable outcome if your lawyer knows the judge's family personally.  By John - 1/8/2005 01:29