You wouldn't care what people thought of you if you realised how seldom they do.  2/1/2005 14:40

You don't marry someone you can live with, you marry the person who you cannot live without. [Aleatha Romig]  2/1/2005 13:29

You could better start giving me mouth to mouth, because you just took my breath away!  By Robert - 2/1/2005 06:46

Don't break when things push you too far. Bend a little, then bounce back.  By Jim - 2/1/2005 03:17

Winning isn't everything, wanting to is.  2/1/2005 01:35

Oh, you hate your job? Why didn't you say so? There's a support group for that. It's called EVERYBODY, and they meet at the bar. [Drew Carey]  1/31/2005 01:06

Bigamy is having one wife/husband too many. Monogamy is the same. [Oscar Wilde]  By Moody - 1/30/2005 02:14

If you have lot of tension and headache, do what it says on the Aspirin bottle: "Take 2 aspirin" and "Keep away from children".  By Jo - 1/30/2005 01:03

The shortest distance between two points is under construction.  By Rose - 1/28/2005 12:07

The pursuit of Happiness may be long and arduous, but never give up my friend... Never!  By R96 - 1/28/2005 08:31