Never interrupt your enemy when they are getting ready to make a mistake.  1/25/2005 22:32

Happiness is like peeing your pants, everyone can see it, but only you can feel its warmth!  By candycane - 1/25/2005 19:02

The measure of a man isn't at the peak of his life, but rather at the lowest point!  1/25/2005 17:55

When a ladder was stolen from a store, the manager said that further steps would be taken.  By Rose - 1/25/2005 10:48

Mistakes are just wisdom happening!  By Becky Richardson - 1/22/2005 23:48

If you really love someone, you always find time to care about.  By ~LoveGhost~ - 1/22/2005 12:10

It is not the years in your life, but the life in your years that counts. [Adlai Stevenson]  1/22/2005 10:23

You know it's love when you can't fall asleep because reality is better than dreams.  By Lover - 1/22/2005 09:32

Was it a rich or a smart person who said: "Money can't buy happiness."?  By Sam - 1/22/2005 08:10

What do you do when you discover an endangered animal that eats only endangered plants?  By Jim - 1/22/2005 06:19