Murphy's law: Anything that can go wrong, will go wrong.  By Rosellen - 3/16/2005 09:00

Religions have done a great deal for love by making a sin of it.  By Rose - 3/16/2005 06:44

Some open minds should be closed for repairs.  3/16/2005 01:36

Sign on restaurant window: Great food (50,000 flies can't be wrong).  3/16/2005 01:01

Remember that failure is an event, not a person. [Zig Ziglar]  By Mimi - 3/15/2005 23:59

People may not always believe what you say, but they will believe what you do.  3/15/2005 23:25

Mornings wouldn't be so bad if they didn't come so early in the day.  3/15/2005 22:55

Psychiatrist, shrink thyself.  By Rosellen - 3/15/2005 22:41

A new broom sweeps clean, but the old one knows where the dirt is.  By Tootie - 3/15/2005 17:02

I don't want a mansion in the valley, I just want a shack up in the hills.  3/15/2005 16:24