Your kid may be an honors student, but you're still an idiot.  By Lola - 3/23/2005 12:29

My best friend is the one who brings out the best in me.  By Obstinate - 3/23/2005 10:21

Glasses can change your personality especially if you empty too many of them.  By Tootie - 3/23/2005 08:18

I have found the paradox that if I love until it hurts, then there is no hurt, but only more love. [Mother Teresa]  By Rose - 3/23/2005 05:50

Some people think they look better in glasses, but it's only an optical illusion.  By Rosellen - 3/22/2005 22:22

Most men do not mature, they simply grow taller.  By Rose - 3/22/2005 12:05

It's always darkest just before it goes pitch black.  3/22/2005 08:43

Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity.  By Rose - 3/22/2005 06:11

For one human being to love another: that is perhaps the most difficult of our tasks.  By Rose - 3/22/2005 05:13

Marriage is an institution, but who wants to live in an institution?  By Lucy - 3/21/2005 17:20