All racists who are prepared to die for their country, please do that now.  By Sam - 3/17/2005 10:55

I think animal testing is a terrible idea; they get all nervous and give the wrong answers.  3/17/2005 09:12

The best way to be happy is to make someone else happy.  By ~LoveGhost~ - 3/17/2005 07:40

Platonic love is like an inactive volcano.  By Rose - 3/17/2005 02:55

Ignorance can be fixed, stupidity is forever.  By Tootie - 3/16/2005 18:41

X-rated movies are all alike... the only thing they leave to the imagination is the plot.  3/16/2005 14:22

There's so much comedy on television. Does that cause comedy in the streets? [D. Cavett]  3/16/2005 13:15

What is a committee? A group of the unwilling, picked from the unfit, to do the unnecessary. [Richard Harkness]  3/16/2005 12:06

I am not a vegetarian because I love animals; I am a vegetarian because I hate plants. [A. Whitney Brown]  3/16/2005 11:17

The secret of genius is to carry the spirit of childhood into maturity!  By Rose - 3/16/2005 09:49