Crushes only crush you, Falling only hurts you, Hearts will only break you, if there is no love to save you.  3/25/2005 08:30

Evening news is where they begin with "good evening" then proceed to tell you why it isn't.  3/25/2005 08:23

It's like magic: when you live by yourself, all your annoying habits are gone.  By Tootie - 3/25/2005 08:17

Keep your eyes wide open before marriage, half shut afterward.  By Rose - 3/25/2005 07:59

One of the hardest things in life is having words in your heart that you can't utter. [James Earl Jones]  By Rosellen - 3/25/2005 07:24

If evolution really works how come mothers only have two hands?  By Rose - 3/25/2005 05:16

People try to rain on your parade because they have no parade of their own.  By Rosellen - 3/24/2005 22:15

Children seldom misquote you. In fact, they usually repeat word for word what you shouldn't have said.  3/24/2005 21:23

Fear not my insanity, fear the mind it protects.  By Tootie - 3/24/2005 21:23

You can send a boy to college, but you can't make him think.  3/24/2005 21:06