When you're annoyed with someone, remember: it takes 42 muscles to frown and only 4 to reach up and smack them upside the head.  By Rosellen - 4/4/2005 00:01

If the road rises up to meet you, I guess you've got a flat.  4/3/2005 23:11

There are many wonderful things that will not be done if you do not do them.  By Tootie - 4/3/2005 20:11

I'd give my right arm to be ambidextrous.  By Max - 4/3/2005 20:09

Diamonds are a girl's best friends, but stocks and bonds aren't bad, either.  By Rosellen - 4/3/2005 19:59

There is always a good side to every situation.  By Rose - 4/3/2005 12:39

Don't underestimate anyone, even if he was a little child.  4/3/2005 12:13

Today is a gift, that's why we call it the Present.  4/3/2005 11:53

Mistakes don't mean anything if you don't regret them.  By Silverchair - 4/3/2005 11:19

God exists because I have never thought about a reason that doesn't make him exist!  By A.Sharfo - 4/3/2005 11:12