You know it's going to be a bad day when your boss refers to your paycheck as "the comic strip."  By Tootie - 4/1/2005 23:41

In the school of hard knocks, there is no playground.  By Rosellen - 4/1/2005 19:40

If a man says that a woman has no heart, it's a good indicator that she has his.  By Brianne - 4/1/2005 17:28

A man with a watch knows what time it is. A man with two watches is never sure. [Segal's Law]  By Sam - 4/1/2005 10:56

Borrow from a pessimist, he won't expect it back.  By Rosellen - 4/1/2005 08:50

I believe that children are our future. Teach them well and let them lead the way. Show them all the beauty they possess inside.  By Rose - 4/1/2005 06:41

A lie has speed, but truth has endurance. [Edgar J. Mohn]  4/1/2005 06:31

Another Only Cares If YOU Care First.  4/1/2005 02:16

If you desperately need it, it will be out of stock.  By Rosellen - 3/31/2005 23:29

Rule of life: chuckle or you buckle.  By Tootie - 3/31/2005 23:07