Working for myself is fun, except that when I call in sick, I know I'm lying.  By Tootie - 4/4/2005 17:16

Wear the old coat and buy the new book.  By Rosellen - 4/4/2005 16:58

Stay optimistic and try seeing an opportunity in your calamities, not pessimistic and seeing calamities in every opportunity.  By Rose - 4/4/2005 09:51

The trouble with life in the fast lane is that you get to the other end in an awful hurry.  By Rosellen - 4/4/2005 09:26

If you're planning for a year, sow rice; if you're planning for a decade, plant trees; if you're planning for a lifetime, educate.  By Rose - 4/4/2005 09:22

Weekend: the two days of the week with the greatest chance for rain.  By Rosellen - 4/4/2005 08:19

If you have love, you don't need to have anything else, and if you don't have it, it doesn't matter much what else you have.  By Rose - 4/4/2005 06:14

When you're annoyed with someone, remember: it takes 42 muscles to frown and only 4 to reach up and smack them upside the head.  By Rosellen - 4/4/2005 00:01

If the road rises up to meet you, I guess you've got a flat.  4/3/2005 23:11

There are many wonderful things that will not be done if you do not do them.  By Tootie - 4/3/2005 20:11