Don't be irreplaceable; if you can't be replaced, you can't be promoted.  By John - 4/2/2005 13:16

A diplomat is someone who can tell you to go to hell in such a way that you will look forward to the trip.  By TC - 4/2/2005 10:13

Teaching people skills without giving them a vision for a better future a vision based on common values, is only training.  By Rose - 4/2/2005 08:04

Do morticians have deadlines?  By Rosellen - 4/2/2005 07:54

The key to happiness is stuck in the lock.  By Tootie - 4/2/2005 07:24

Life is a piece of cake, and I'm on a strict diet.  By Rosellen - 4/2/2005 07:10

Example isn't another way to teach, it is the only way to teach.  By Rose - 4/2/2005 05:06

Sometimes you can't see the forest for the clear cut logging.  By Rosellen - 4/2/2005 00:27

Don't drink and drive. You might hit a bump and spill your drink.  By Jamie - 4/2/2005 02:19

Is there a God? I don't know, and neither do you!  4/2/2005 00:07