If at first you do succeed, try not to look surprised.  By Kevin - 4/9/2005 18:48

I love you because you are YOU!  By JooJ - 4/9/2005 17:09

To his dog, every man is Napoleon; hence the constant popularity of dogs.  By Rose - 4/9/2005 13:03

Friendship is a ship for the nice trip.  By Nakata - 4/9/2005 11:48

Poverty is contagious, you get it from the IRS.  By Tootie - 4/9/2005 09:31

Some are born great; others achieve greatness; but most only read about it in the tabloids.  By Rosellen - 4/9/2005 08:50

Always laugh when you can; it is cheap medicine.  By Tootie - 4/8/2005 22:14

Retired English teachers are past tense.  By Rosellen - 4/8/2005 21:48

Seek not outside you, heaven is within.  4/8/2005 21:16

Wisdom does not cease to exist because it is ignored.  By Rose - 4/8/2005 13:16