Man cannot live by bread alone... he'll want a beer to go with it!  By Tootie - 4/11/2005 10:07

A person who is nice to you, but rude to the waiter, is not a nice person. [Dave Barry]  By Fay - 4/11/2005 09:24

The early bird catches the worm.  By JooJ2 - 4/11/2005 09:17

Children are the sum of what mothers contribute to their lives.  By Rose - 4/11/2005 07:20

Never worry about numbers. Help one person at a time, and always start with the person nearest you.  By Rose - 4/11/2005 06:13

Only bald people don't have bad hair days.  By Tootie - 4/10/2005 23:44

The term "working mother" is redundant.  By Rosellen - 4/10/2005 23:06

Loser is a loser... people can't change.  By Naruto - 4/10/2005 17:18

Get ready for your ship to come in, because when it does, you'll probably have to unload it.  By Tootie - 4/10/2005 15:14

Marriage is like a cage; one sees the birds outside desperate to get in, and those inside equally desperate to get out.  By Rose - 4/10/2005 11:33