All that glitters needs to be polished too often.  4/6/2005 00:13

Life is too short to stuff a mushroom.  4/5/2005 23:23

Nothing inspires forgiveness quite like revenge.  By Rosellen - 4/5/2005 23:10

When in doubt, blame the receptionist.  By Tootie - 4/5/2005 17:25

Life is not a bowl of cherries; it is more like a leftover green bean casserole.  By Rosellen - 4/5/2005 17:15

A politician will stand for what he thinks people will fall for.  By Georges - 4/5/2005 10:42

A moment on the lips, forever on the hips.  By JooJ - 4/5/2005 08:29

Inside every old person is a young person wondering what the hell happened.  By Rosellen - 4/4/2005 23:52

Hangover: a self-inflicted wound.  By Tootie - 4/4/2005 23:40

Chicken Little only has to be right once.  4/4/2005 23:27