If a tree falls in the forest, and there is no one there to hear it... who cares?  By Rosellen - 4/6/2005 23:03

Don't steal, the government hates competition.  By omega - 4/6/2005 21:32

People would not fall in love if it were more clearly marked.  By Rosellen - 4/6/2005 15:42

A real man makes love to the same woman every night.  By Holden - 4/6/2005 15:30

An imagination is a terrible thing to waste.  4/6/2005 07:46

Winning is the thing!  4/6/2005 06:59

For everything there is a season, And a time for every matter under heaven.  By Rose - 4/6/2005 06:43

Stress is receiving a certified letter from the IRS.  By Rosellen - 4/6/2005 06:34

In modern war all die like a dog for no good reason.  By Rose - 4/6/2005 06:25

Women should not have children after 35. Really 35 children is enough.  By Tootie - 4/6/2005 06:10