Staff meeting: the gathering of infectious bacteria.  By Tootie - 4/10/2005 10:40

Staff infection: when the whole office catches Spring Fever.  By Rosellen - 4/10/2005 10:18

Do people stay in love because of chemistry, or because they are intrigued with each other, because of kindness & luck?  By Rose - 4/10/2005 05:58

Wear short sleeves! Support your right to bare arms!  By Jake - 4/10/2005 02:24

If you're lonely while you're alone, you're in bad company.  By Rosellen - 4/9/2005 23:57

If life was fair, Elvis would still be alive, and all his impersonators would be dead.  By Johnny Carson - 4/9/2005 23:28

What goes up... is never your paycheck!  By Rosellen - 4/9/2005 22:30

If at first you do succeed, try not to look surprised.  By Kevin - 4/9/2005 18:48

I love you because you are YOU!  By JooJ - 4/9/2005 17:09

To his dog, every man is Napoleon; hence the constant popularity of dogs.  By Rose - 4/9/2005 13:03