A celebrity is someone who works hard all his life to become known and then wears dark glasses to avoid being recognised.  By Paul - 4/13/2005 11:39

If I am a dog and my owner suggests that I wear a sweater, I will suggest that he wears a tail.  By Rose - 4/13/2005 11:06

True, we love life, not because we are used to living, but because we are used to love.  By Rose - 4/13/2005 09:26

Stay on your diet; win one for the zipper.  By Tootie - 4/13/2005 08:45

There is no psychiatrist in the world like a puppy licking your face.  By Rose - 4/13/2005 06:20

Teachers open the door, but you must enter by yourself.  By Rose - 4/13/2005 05:29

A computer is almost human except that it does not blame its mistakes on another computer.  By Ted - 4/13/2005 02:15

You can go a long way with a smile. You can go a lot farther with a smile and a gun.  By Al Capone - 4/12/2005 22:11

Holding on to anger is like holding an ember to throw at someone - you are the one getting hurt.  By Rich - 4/12/2005 21:07

It is my ambition to say in ten sentences; what others say in a whole book.  By Rose - 4/12/2005 10:49