I went shopping for feminine protection. I decided on a thirty-eight revolver.  4/15/2005 19:48

We should call every truth false, which was not accompanied by at least one laugh.  By Rose - 4/15/2005 11:54

Puritanism: The haunting fear that someone, somewhere may be happy.  By Rosellen - 4/15/2005 07:25

A cat has the soul of a philosopher.  By Rose - 4/15/2005 06:16

The thought of suicide is a great consolation: by means of it one gets successfully through many a bad night.  By Rose - 4/15/2005 03:44

Nowadays people know the price of everything and the value of nothing. [Oscar Wilde]  By Joy - 4/15/2005 02:47

We should consider every day lost on which we have not danced at least once.  By Rose - 4/15/2005 02:10

Speak when you are angry and you will make the best speech you will ever regret. [Ambrose Bierce]  By Tootie - 4/14/2005 22:19

The really frightening thing about middle age is that you know you'll grow out of it.  By Rosellen - 4/14/2005 16:56

You are what you believe in your self!  By Melting Candle - 4/14/2005 14:05