Experience is something you don't get until just after you need it.  By Roy - 4/17/2005 02:42

Few women admit their age. Few men act theirs.  By Mary - 4/17/2005 00:39

Ever notice how fast Windows runs? Neither did I.  By Thomas - 4/16/2005 22:31

The world is round and the place that seems like the end may also be a beginning.  By Rosellen - 4/16/2005 20:01

I call my girlfriend Candy because she makes my peanut brittle.  4/16/2005 08:54

Dogs come when they're called; cats take a message and get back to you later.  By Rose - 4/16/2005 06:30

I went shopping for feminine protection. I decided on a thirty-eight revolver.  4/15/2005 19:48

We should call every truth false, which was not accompanied by at least one laugh.  By Rose - 4/15/2005 11:54

Puritanism: The haunting fear that someone, somewhere may be happy.  By Rosellen - 4/15/2005 07:25

A cat has the soul of a philosopher.  By Rose - 4/15/2005 06:16