Life is not a matter of milestones, but of moments.  By Rosellen - 4/13/2005 17:12

It is hard enough to remember the others opinions, without also remembering their reasons for them!  By Rose - 4/13/2005 13:41

A celebrity is someone who works hard all his life to become known and then wears dark glasses to avoid being recognised.  By Paul - 4/13/2005 11:39

If I am a dog and my owner suggests that I wear a sweater, I will suggest that he wears a tail.  By Rose - 4/13/2005 11:06

True, we love life, not because we are used to living, but because we are used to love.  By Rose - 4/13/2005 09:26

Stay on your diet; win one for the zipper.  By Tootie - 4/13/2005 08:45

There is no psychiatrist in the world like a puppy licking your face.  By Rose - 4/13/2005 06:20

Teachers open the door, but you must enter by yourself.  By Rose - 4/13/2005 05:29

A computer is almost human except that it does not blame its mistakes on another computer.  By Ted - 4/13/2005 02:15

You can go a long way with a smile. You can go a lot farther with a smile and a gun.  By Al Capone - 4/12/2005 22:11