If you're planning revenge, dig two graves, one for yourself.  By Tootie - 4/21/2005 23:53

Halitosis is better than no breath at all.  By Rosellen - 4/21/2005 17:11

I never forget a face, but in your case, I'll make an exception.  By Tootie - 4/21/2005 16:59

When all else fails, read the directions.  By Rosellen - 4/21/2005 09:10

The function of education is to help you from childhood not to imitate anybody, but be yourself all the time.  By Rose - 4/21/2005 04:49

A crumb from a winner's table is better than a feast from a loser's table!  4/21/2005 02:40

If marriage were outlawed, only outlaws would have in-laws.  By Rose - 4/21/2005 02:17

The people you meet in the laundromat are not your friends.  By Tootie - 4/20/2005 16:20

Darkness cannot drive out darkness: only light can do that. Hate cannot drive out hate: only love can do that. [Martin Luther King Jr]  By JooJ2 - 4/20/2005 16:12

If you want to be liked, get a dog. The people you work with are not your friends.  By Rose - 4/20/2005 12:43