Cats are not our whole life, but they make our lives whole.  By Rose - 4/17/2005 14:49

Sometimes one pays most for the things one gets for nothing. [Albert Einstein]  By JooJ - 4/17/2005 08:27

Always get married in the morning. That way if it doesn't work out, you haven't wasted the whole day.  By Mickey Rooney - 4/17/2005 08:16

Experience is something you don't get until just after you need it.  By Roy - 4/17/2005 02:42

Few women admit their age. Few men act theirs.  By Mary - 4/17/2005 00:39

Ever notice how fast Windows runs? Neither did I.  By Thomas - 4/16/2005 22:31

The world is round and the place that seems like the end may also be a beginning.  By Rosellen - 4/16/2005 20:01

I call my girlfriend Candy because she makes my peanut brittle.  4/16/2005 08:54

Dogs come when they're called; cats take a message and get back to you later.  By Rose - 4/16/2005 06:30

I went shopping for feminine protection. I decided on a thirty-eight revolver.  4/15/2005 19:48