Cats are smarter than dogs. You can't get eight cats to pull a sled through the snow.  By Rose - 4/22/2005 02:59

A wise husband said to his wife: How do you expect me to remember your birthday when you never look any older?  By JooJ - 4/22/2005 02:27

A dancer goes quick on her beautiful legs; a duck goes quack on her beautiful eggs.  4/22/2005 01:05

If you're planning revenge, dig two graves, one for yourself.  By Tootie - 4/21/2005 23:53

Halitosis is better than no breath at all.  By Rosellen - 4/21/2005 17:11

I never forget a face, but in your case, I'll make an exception.  By Tootie - 4/21/2005 16:59

When all else fails, read the directions.  By Rosellen - 4/21/2005 09:10

The function of education is to help you from childhood not to imitate anybody, but be yourself all the time.  By Rose - 4/21/2005 04:49

A crumb from a winner's table is better than a feast from a loser's table!  4/21/2005 02:40

If marriage were outlawed, only outlaws would have in-laws.  By Rose - 4/21/2005 02:17