Education is a progressive discovery of our own ignorance.  By Rose - 5/2/2005 06:14

Decide, plan and act.  By JooJ - 5/2/2005 03:33

My computer dating bureau came up with a perfect gentleman. Still, I've got another three goes. [Sally Poplin]  5/2/2005 02:57

Laugh and the world laughs with you; laugh all the time and they'll call you criminally insane.  By Rosellen - 5/2/2005 00:03

Label on a child's Superman costume: Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly.  By Rose - 5/1/2005 11:40

It's not the years in your life, it's the life in your years.  By Rosellen - 5/1/2005 10:23

One reason the dog has so many friends: He wags his tail instead of his tongue.  By Rose - 5/1/2005 06:10

Ask not what fun does for you, but what you do for fun!  By Mark - 5/1/2005 04:08

My wife has a slight impediment in her speech. Every now and then she stops to breathe. [Jimmy Durante]  4/30/2005 12:50

The man who has no imagination has no wings.  By Rose - 4/30/2005 09:37