I wake up every morning and read the obits; if my name isn't in there, I go to work.  By Rosellen - 4/29/2005 00:24

Blaming the loose window won't prevent you from falling.  By Melting Candle - 4/28/2005 12:32

Immaturity prevails in those who pursue it.  By Rose - 4/28/2005 11:52

It doesn't matter if you're rich or poor, as long as you've always got money.  By Rosellen - 4/28/2005 09:09

Some marriage ties are slip knots.  By Rosellen - 4/28/2005 08:52

Adults are obsolete children.  By Rose - 4/28/2005 02:16

Happy are those who get to talk. Happier are those who get listened to.  By Chris - 4/28/2005 01:59

Listen to others as you would have them listen to you.  By Rosellen - 4/28/2005 00:04

Man consists of two parts, his mind and his body, only the body has more fun. [Woody Allen]  4/27/2005 15:54

Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us.  By Rose - 4/27/2005 11:56