Ask not what fun does for you, but what you do for fun!  By Mark - 5/1/2005 04:08

My wife has a slight impediment in her speech. Every now and then she stops to breathe. [Jimmy Durante]  4/30/2005 12:50

The man who has no imagination has no wings.  By Rose - 4/30/2005 09:37

Don't let the turkeys get you down.  By Rosellen - 4/30/2005 08:48

Service to others is the rent you pay for your room here on earth. [Muhammad Ali]  By Rose - 4/30/2005 06:16

He who trains his tongue to quote the learned sages, will be known far and wide as a smartass. [Howard Kandel]  4/29/2005 14:54

Vacation is where memories are born.  By Obstinate - 4/29/2005 12:04

Man's best possession is a sympathetic wife.  By Rose - 4/29/2005 10:20

You often find your destiny in the road you take to avoid it.  By Rosellen - 4/29/2005 08:13

A good education is not so much one which prepares a man to succeed in the world, as one which enables him to sustain a failure.  By Rose - 4/29/2005 06:02