The day I worry about cleaning my house is the day Sears comes out with a riding vacuum cleaner.  By Roseanne - 5/11/2005 08:07

A dog inside a kennel barks at his fleas. A dog hunting does not notice them.  By Jane - 5/11/2005 02:12

A closed mind is a good thing to lose.  By Rick - 5/11/2005 01:39

If your phone doesn't ring, it's me.  By Roellen - 5/10/2005 22:48

If we could live without passion maybe we'd know some kind of peace, but we would be hollow!  By Rose - 5/10/2005 13:33

A ship is always referred to as "she" because it costs so much to keep one in paint and powder. [Chester Nimitz]  5/10/2005 12:21

The biggest sin is sitting on your butt.  By Rosellen - 5/10/2005 08:24

People don't fall in love with what's right in front of them. People want the dream what they can't have.  By Rose - 5/10/2005 06:37

Love is photogenic, it needs darkness to develop.  By JooJ - 5/10/2005 02:03

Today is the tomorrow you worried about yesterday.  By Sam - 5/10/2005 01:57