What is the difference between in-laws and outlaws? Outlaws are wanted.  By Reem - 5/19/2005 14:45

If the universe is expanding, why can't I find a parking space?  By Sam - 5/19/2005 13:31

Never raise your hands to your kids. It leaves your groin unprotected.  By Rose - 5/19/2005 12:14

Home is where my books are.  By Rosellen - 5/19/2005 08:07

If a man with multiple personalities threatens to kill himself, would it be considered a hostage situation?  5/19/2005 04:32

To improve the golden moment of opportunity, and catch the good that is within our reach, is the great art of life.  By Rose - 5/19/2005 02:24

A sweetheart is a bottle of wine, a wife is a wine bottle. [Baudelaire]  5/19/2005 00:12

Learn to laugh at your troubles and you'll never run out of things to laugh at. [Lyn Karol]  5/18/2005 22:19

How can "I don't know how to tell you this... but I love you." be a bad thing?  5/18/2005 20:42

Anything that begins "I don't know how to tell you this" is never good news.  By Rosellen - 5/18/2005 13:43