A friend is someone who reaches for your hand and touches your heart.  By Sam - 5/24/2005 16:13

I think you're just freaking out because you have to fight someone prettier than you.  By Rose - 5/24/2005 14:26

Without passion life is empty rooms shuttered and dank. Without passion we'd be truly dead.  By Rose - 5/24/2005 05:30

Anyone can be passionate, but it takes real lovers to be silly. [Rose Franken]  5/24/2005 04:24

Why do the sick people have to walk to the back of the pharmacy for medicine when cigarettes can be purchased at the front door?  5/24/2005 02:20

If you want to win something, run 100 meters. If you want to experience something, run a marathon.  By Sam - 5/24/2005 01:07

I wonder why you can always read a doctor's bill and never his prescription? [Finley Peter Dunne]  5/24/2005 00:14

A baby-sitter is a teenager acting like an adult while the adults are out acting like teenagers.  By Rosellen - 5/23/2005 23:00

One must change one's tactics every ten years if one wishes to maintain one's superiority.  By Rose - 5/23/2005 16:31

Asking a writer what he thinks about criticism is like asking a lamppost what it feels about dogs.  By Rose - 5/23/2005 08:31