The box said: "Install on Windows 95, NT 4.0 or better". So I installed it on Linux.  By Dan - 5/25/2005 23:11

If there's so much labor-saving machinery, why don't I have more free time?  By Kelly - 5/25/2005 20:23

Maybe it's true that life begins at fifty, but everything else starts to wear out, fall out, or spread out.  By Phillys Diller - 5/25/2005 18:42

Teach to the problems, not to the text.  By Rose - 5/25/2005 11:16

Only a fool tests the depth of the water with both feet. [African Proverb]  5/25/2005 09:21

A healthy touch of paranoia makes it that much more difficult for your ememies to get you.  By Rosellen - 5/25/2005 08:21

Beware of silent dogs and still waters.  By Rose - 5/25/2005 05:02

A thousand curses never tore a shirt. [Arabian Proverb]  5/25/2005 02:44

What really flatters a man is that you think him worth flattering. [George Bernard Show]  5/25/2005 01:52

Why is it new & improved? If it's new how can it be an improvement of something & if it's improved how can it be something new?  By Jane - 5/24/2005 19:05