An ideal wife is one who remains faithful to you but tries to be just as charming as if she weren't. [Sacha Guitry]  5/22/2005 04:27

You can preach a better sermon with your life than with your lips.  By Mike - 5/22/2005 03:23

I believe in equality for everyone, except reporters and photographers. [Mahatma Gandhi]  5/22/2005 01:17

Why does the sun on the Raisan Bran cereal box wear sunglasses?  5/22/2005 00:10

A tree falls the way it leans. [Bulgarian Proverb]  5/21/2005 23:34

Your thorns are the best part of you.  By Rosellen - 5/21/2005 22:18

I never spit in your drink; why do you smoke in my air?  5/21/2005 03:26

A pessimist is someone who has had to listen to too many optimists.  5/21/2005 00:20

Why is it, whether you sit up or sit down, the result is the same? [Richard Lederer]  5/20/2005 22:45

Love is the river of life in the world.  By Rosellen - 5/20/2005 21:24