If a brown cow eats green grass why is it's milk white?  5/29/2005 01:41

Beware you be not swallowed up in books! An ounce of love is worth a pound of knowledge. [John Wesley]  5/28/2005 21:52

If the cops arrest a mime do they tell him that he has the right to remain silent?  By Jack - 5/28/2005 18:21

How do you spot the blind man at a nudist colony? It isn't hard.  By Sam - 5/28/2005 14:49

A fly may sting a horse and make him wince. [English Proverb]  5/28/2005 12:33

By the time a man realizes that maybe his father was right, he usually has a son who thinks he's wrong. [Charles Wadsworth]  5/28/2005 10:42

Delay breeds fear.  By Rosellen - 5/28/2005 08:51

A poor person is not he who has little, but he who needs a lot. [German Proverb]  5/28/2005 05:33

A witty saying proves nothing. [Voltaire]  5/28/2005 03:21

What is the best thing about dating a homeless woman? You can drop her off anywhere.  By Ray - 5/28/2005 00:09