I may be good for nothing, but I'm never bad for nothing.  By Rosellen - 5/26/2005 08:19

There is always some madness in love, but there is also always some reason in madness.  By Rose - 5/26/2005 03:42

Choose a wife by your ear then your eye. [Thomas Fuller]  5/26/2005 03:13

While running, it's rude to count the people you pass... out loud!  By Jane - 5/26/2005 00:21

The box said: "Install on Windows 95, NT 4.0 or better". So I installed it on Linux.  By Dan - 5/25/2005 23:11

If there's so much labor-saving machinery, why don't I have more free time?  By Kelly - 5/25/2005 20:23

Maybe it's true that life begins at fifty, but everything else starts to wear out, fall out, or spread out.  By Phillys Diller - 5/25/2005 18:42

Teach to the problems, not to the text.  By Rose - 5/25/2005 11:16

Only a fool tests the depth of the water with both feet. [African Proverb]  5/25/2005 09:21

A healthy touch of paranoia makes it that much more difficult for your ememies to get you.  By Rosellen - 5/25/2005 08:21