I don't deserve this award, but I have arthritis and I don't deserve that either. [Jack Benny]  6/4/2005 11:24

Somewhere on this globe, every ten seconds, there is a woman giving birth to a child. She must be found and stopped. [Sam Leve]  6/4/2005 09:14

We all have a childhood dream that when there is love, everything goes like silk.  By Rose - 6/4/2005 05:26

A woman, a steak and a walnut tree, the more they are beaten the better they be. [Italian Proverb]  6/4/2005 03:46

I don't know whether to kill myself or go bowling.  By Roy - 6/4/2005 00:42

A man has to live with himself, and he should see to it that he always has good company. [Charles Evans Hughes]  6/3/2005 21:09

Where there is marriage without love, there will be love without marriage. [Benjamin Franklin]  6/3/2005 16:21

Life is a game, whoever has the most money at the end wins. [Danny Devito]  6/3/2005 13:35

Heaven goes by favor. If it went by merit, you would stay out and your dog would go in.  By Rose - 6/3/2005 11:09

I'm living so far beyond my income that we may almost be said to be living apart. [E.E. Cummings]  6/3/2005 03:49