Just because I am not paranoid, it doesn't mean they aren't out to get me.  By Rosellen - 6/1/2005 09:57

If helium existed in a solid form, and you ate it would you get heavier or lighter?  By Fay - 6/1/2005 11:26

A woman is an occasional pleasure but a cigar is always a smoke. [Groucho Marx]  6/1/2005 09:10

The best cure for insomnia is plenty of sleep.  By Rosellen - 6/1/2005 08:00

Parents learn a lot from their children about coping with life.  By Rose - 6/1/2005 06:46

A weapon is an enemy even to its owner. [Turkish Proverb]  6/1/2005 05:25

A woman never shot a man while he was doing dishes.  By Jessy - 6/1/2005 03:24

A hard man is good to find. [Mae West]  5/31/2005 23:14

Every election, I have to hold my nose to vote.  By Rosellen - 5/31/2005 08:26

If someone is going down the wrong road, he doesn't need motivation to speed him up, what he needs is education to turn him around. [Jim Rohn]  By Rose - 5/31/2005 04:54