Tis better to be silent and thought a fool, than to speak and remove all doubt.  By Rosellen - 5/29/2005 12:20

There's really no point in having children if you're not going to be home enough to be a father to them.  By Rose - 5/29/2005 08:59

I once went on a diet for a month... lost thirty days.  By lvs - 5/29/2005 08:41

For every beauty there is an eye somewhere to see it. For every love there is a heart somewhere to receive it.  By Tam - 5/29/2005 07:45

If a brown cow eats green grass why is it's milk white?  5/29/2005 01:41

Beware you be not swallowed up in books! An ounce of love is worth a pound of knowledge. [John Wesley]  5/28/2005 21:52

If the cops arrest a mime do they tell him that he has the right to remain silent?  By Jack - 5/28/2005 18:21

How do you spot the blind man at a nudist colony? It isn't hard.  By Sam - 5/28/2005 14:49

A fly may sting a horse and make him wince. [English Proverb]  5/28/2005 12:33

By the time a man realizes that maybe his father was right, he usually has a son who thinks he's wrong. [Charles Wadsworth]  5/28/2005 10:42