Isn't it a bit unnerving that doctors call what they do 'practice'? [George Carlin]  6/5/2005 00:54

You can only be young once. But you can always be immature. [Dave Barry]  6/4/2005 22:26

A vegetarian is a person who won't eat anything that can have children. [David Brenner]  6/4/2005 20:42

If we weren't meant to keep starting over, would God have granted us Monday?  By Jane - 6/4/2005 17:16

If there were no schools to take the children away from home part of the time, the insane asylum would be filled with mothers!  By Rose - 6/4/2005 14:39

I don't deserve this award, but I have arthritis and I don't deserve that either. [Jack Benny]  6/4/2005 11:24

Somewhere on this globe, every ten seconds, there is a woman giving birth to a child. She must be found and stopped. [Sam Leve]  6/4/2005 09:14

We all have a childhood dream that when there is love, everything goes like silk.  By Rose - 6/4/2005 05:26

A woman, a steak and a walnut tree, the more they are beaten the better they be. [Italian Proverb]  6/4/2005 03:46

I don't know whether to kill myself or go bowling.  By Roy - 6/4/2005 00:42