A woman never shot a man while he was doing dishes.  By Jessy - 6/1/2005 03:24

A hard man is good to find. [Mae West]  5/31/2005 23:14

Every election, I have to hold my nose to vote.  By Rosellen - 5/31/2005 08:26

If someone is going down the wrong road, he doesn't need motivation to speed him up, what he needs is education to turn him around. [Jim Rohn]  By Rose - 5/31/2005 04:54

What's the down side to a threesome? You'll likely disappoint two women instead of just one.  By Daisy - 5/31/2005 04:47

A good teacher remembers what it was like to be taught by their favorite teacher. [Robert McLain]  5/31/2005 03:15

Compromise: An amiable arrangement between husband and wife whereby they agree to let her have her own way.  By Ron - 5/31/2005 01:24

A smile on your face can be felt on anothers heart. [Rhonda Marlow]  5/31/2005 00:51

You can get straight A's, but still flunk life.  By Rosellen - 5/30/2005 23:48

Why do you wear that stupid hate?  By amber - 5/30/2005 14:03