Opportunity is a haughty goddess who wastes no time with those who are unprepared.  By Rose - 6/1/2005 17:26

If I throw a stick, will u leave?  By Tes - 6/1/2005 15:48

Life is a waste of time, time is a waste of life. So get wasted all the time and have the time of your life.  6/1/2005 15:35

To a dog, the whole world is a smell.  By Rose - 6/1/2005 14:19

Just because I am not paranoid, it doesn't mean they aren't out to get me.  By Rosellen - 6/1/2005 09:57

If helium existed in a solid form, and you ate it would you get heavier or lighter?  By Fay - 6/1/2005 11:26

A woman is an occasional pleasure but a cigar is always a smoke. [Groucho Marx]  6/1/2005 09:10

The best cure for insomnia is plenty of sleep.  By Rosellen - 6/1/2005 08:00

Parents learn a lot from their children about coping with life.  By Rose - 6/1/2005 06:46

A weapon is an enemy even to its owner. [Turkish Proverb]  6/1/2005 05:25