Love makes the world go round. Money sends it into orbit.  By Low Hian Cheng - 6/7/2005 00:25

The object of education is to prepare the young to educate themselves throughout their lives.  By Rose - 6/6/2005 08:49

When I was born I was so surprised I didn't talk for a year and a half. [Gracie Allen]  6/6/2005 05:50

After hearing two eyewitness accounts of the same accident, you begin to wonder about history.  By Joe - 6/6/2005 02:26

A 'wish' changes nothing. A 'decision' changes everything!  By Mark - 6/5/2005 22:10

Tragedy is when I cut my finger. Comedy is when you walk into an open sewer and die. [Mel Brooks]  6/5/2005 19:01

A wife is a person who can look in the top drawer of a dresser and find a man's handkerchief that isn't there.  By Jack - 6/5/2005 15:49

If your parents never had children, chances are you won't, either. [Dick Cavett]  6/5/2005 11:23

The more you invest in a marriage, the more valuable it becomes.  By Rose - 6/5/2005 08:45

Good weight and measure, are heaven's treasure.  By Mary - 6/5/2005 06:00