The purpose of all war is ultimately peace.  By Rose - 6/8/2005 11:29

Age is a high price to pay for maturity.  By Rosellen - 6/8/2005 09:34

I guess the only way to stop divorce is to stop marriage. [Will Rogers]  6/8/2005 09:33

All men can fly, but sadly only in one direction... down.  By Jen - 6/8/2005 03:46

Too bad the only people who know how to run the country are busy driving cabs and cutting hair. [George Burns]  6/7/2005 21:43

A wise man may look ridiculous in the company of fools. [Thomas Fuller]  6/7/2005 14:08

Don't you wish there were a knob on the TV to turn up the intelligence? There's one marked 'Brightness', but it doesn't work.  By Jim - 6/7/2005 13:03

If God wanted us to fly, He would have given us tickets. [Mel Brooks]  6/7/2005 10:33

A wise man sees as much as he should, not as much as he can.  By Fred - 6/7/2005 05:30

I told my psychiatrist that everyone hates me. He said I was being ridiculous; everyone hasn't met me yet. [Rodney Dangerfield]  6/7/2005 02:04