A wife is a person who can look in the top drawer of a dresser and find a man's handkerchief that isn't there.  By Jack - 6/5/2005 15:49

If your parents never had children, chances are you won't, either. [Dick Cavett]  6/5/2005 11:23

The more you invest in a marriage, the more valuable it becomes.  By Rose - 6/5/2005 08:45

Good weight and measure, are heaven's treasure.  By Mary - 6/5/2005 06:00

Isn't it a bit unnerving that doctors call what they do 'practice'? [George Carlin]  6/5/2005 00:54

You can only be young once. But you can always be immature. [Dave Barry]  6/4/2005 22:26

A vegetarian is a person who won't eat anything that can have children. [David Brenner]  6/4/2005 20:42

If we weren't meant to keep starting over, would God have granted us Monday?  By Jane - 6/4/2005 17:16

If there were no schools to take the children away from home part of the time, the insane asylum would be filled with mothers!  By Rose - 6/4/2005 14:39

I don't deserve this award, but I have arthritis and I don't deserve that either. [Jack Benny]  6/4/2005 11:24