It is far better to forgive and forget than to remember and be sad.  By Rosellen - 6/12/2005 15:24

The camel does not see its own hump.  By Ralph - 6/12/2005 13:59

A fart is a terd honking for the ride away.  By Joe McKay - 6/12/2005 13:44

Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea.  By Rose - 6/12/2005 05:01

A yawn is a silent shout.  By Rosellen - 6/11/2005 23:46

Desparate men do desparate deeds.  By Rosellen - 6/11/2005 23:39

Life is full of apathy, but nobody cares.  By Rosellen - 6/11/2005 08:59

An optimist believes we live in the best of all worlds. A pessimist fears this is true.  By Jack - 6/11/2005 06:55

Nothing shows a man's character more than what he laughs at. [Johann Wolfgang von Goethe]  By JooJ2 - 6/10/2005 14:20

Child rearing myth #1: Labor ends when the baby is born.  By Rose - 6/10/2005 05:04