Don't you wish there were a knob on the TV to turn up the intelligence? There's one marked 'Brightness', but it doesn't work.  By Jim - 6/7/2005 13:03

If God wanted us to fly, He would have given us tickets. [Mel Brooks]  6/7/2005 10:33

A wise man sees as much as he should, not as much as he can.  By Fred - 6/7/2005 05:30

I told my psychiatrist that everyone hates me. He said I was being ridiculous; everyone hasn't met me yet. [Rodney Dangerfield]  6/7/2005 02:04

Love makes the world go round. Money sends it into orbit.  By Low Hian Cheng - 6/7/2005 00:25

The object of education is to prepare the young to educate themselves throughout their lives.  By Rose - 6/6/2005 08:49

When I was born I was so surprised I didn't talk for a year and a half. [Gracie Allen]  6/6/2005 05:50

After hearing two eyewitness accounts of the same accident, you begin to wonder about history.  By Joe - 6/6/2005 02:26

A 'wish' changes nothing. A 'decision' changes everything!  By Mark - 6/5/2005 22:10

Tragedy is when I cut my finger. Comedy is when you walk into an open sewer and die. [Mel Brooks]  6/5/2005 19:01