I used up all my sick days, now I'm calling in dead.  By Rosellen - 6/26/2005 22:58

Some people are alive only because it's illegal to kill them.  By Rosellen - 6/26/2005 22:37

You know you're getting old when your wild oats turn into prunes and all-bran.  By Rosellen - 6/26/2005 08:52

When I told the doctor about my loss of memory, he made me pay in advance.  By Jim - 6/26/2005 08:11

I talk to myself, that's how I stay informed.  By Rosellen - 6/26/2005 00:31

I want to die young at a ripe old age.  By Rosellen - 6/26/2005 00:08

Better give a penny then lend twenty. [Italian Proverb]  6/25/2005 01:27

Angry looks often hide undropped tears or uncured wounds.  By wise candle - 6/24/2005 20:53

Unspoken words hold much more meanings than a whole day talks.  By wise candle - 6/24/2005 20:47

What if there were no hypothetical questions? [George Carlin]  By JooJ - 6/24/2005 06:24