Join the army, see the world, meet interesting people, and kill them.  By Rodge - 6/13/2005 14:01

Most conversations are simply monologues delivered in the presence of witnesses. [Margaret Millar]  6/13/2005 08:32

Education is what survives when what has been learnt has been forgotten.  By Rose - 6/13/2005 05:15

It's so hot Michael Jackson's nose melted.  By AC - 6/12/2005 17:07

It is far better to forgive and forget than to remember and be sad.  By Rosellen - 6/12/2005 15:24

The camel does not see its own hump.  By Ralph - 6/12/2005 13:59

A fart is a terd honking for the ride away.  By Joe McKay - 6/12/2005 13:44

Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea.  By Rose - 6/12/2005 05:01

A yawn is a silent shout.  By Rosellen - 6/11/2005 23:46

Desparate men do desparate deeds.  By Rosellen - 6/11/2005 23:39